“me: i need to switch schools.
me: and countries.
karkat: well when you talklikethisi cantrelgtlyudersstan dwhatyoutrsain
me: and preferably continents.
karkat: what why
“me: oh hey, so just send me the maple story and then i’ll play with you—ooooh hiii there person!!!!!
me: i’m just that weird kid that talks to computers! ahaha! don’t mind me now run along!!
classmate: … okay fine then see you later.
me: YUP!!! BUYE HAVE FUN!!!!!” *frantic panicked waving*
classmate: hey wait… you talk to computers…?
me: because i’m crazy adn they listen because hard metal is such a good listenier and ohmygposh you ask so many quesiotsn you should be a scientist one day!
me: well that’s it i’m just going to go and uh…. hide under this here table…
classmate: … okay see you then. i’m going to.. go. like now.
me: ahhahahah, sounds good to me!!
classmate: *walks out*
me: *face desks*
classmate: *walks back in* what are you licking it now or something???
classmate: … then what the hell are you doing?
me: DON’t ask crazy computer talking people!! AHHH!! oit’s just that think you do when you cry into the keyboard for being an itdiot and ohmygosh pleasie ogo just go now so i can wallow in my idiocay.
classmate: ….. *backs away slowly* you have fun with that thenn..
me: BELIEVE ME I SWEAR I WASN’T LIKCING IT!!!”
karkat: you’re riduclaslscams’c”—
don’t tell me i’m the only one that tries to ‘secretly’ talk to people on skype while in the school library…
“Calling homosexuality unnatural is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Everything we do is “unnatural.” Cars. Books. Computers. Jobs. Glasses. Medicine. Government. Clothing ourselves. Farming. Marriage itself is unnatural! Men and women having different genitalia doesn’t prove that the sexual relations between them are “natural” just because that’s how reproduction occurs. Your penis or vagina doesn’t know what’s stimulating it, and it doesn’t care. You brain does, but your genitals don’t. All your privates know is that they’re being aroused, and their natural biological functions will react accordingly. Someone feeling sexually aroused is natural, and it doesn’t make it somehow unnatural if a person with the same genitalia is doing the arousing. The argument from unnatural is the most bogus attempt ever at justifying the denial of same-sex marriage.”—This post by cocoalrose (via introspectivestardust)